Character Profile for Gender Revolution (for Richard, Johnny, Harold, George, and Derek)

Richard

Age: 11

Gender: Boy

Group: Boys

Talent: Strategy

Rank: Newcomer

Johnny

Age:11

Gender: Boy

Group: Boys

Talent: Athletics

Rank: Newcomer

Derek

Age: 15

Gender: Boy

Group: Boys

Talent: Athletics and Pranking

Rank: leader

George

Age: 14

Gender: Boy

Group: Boys

Talent: Pulling Pranks and Drawing and Video Games

Rank: Lead Assistant

Harold

Age: 13

Gender: Boy

Group: Boys

Talent: Pranking and Skateboarding and Video Games

Rank: Quartermaster

Andrew

Age: 12

Gender: Boy

Group: Boys

Talent: Architecture and Technology

Rank: Lead Adviser and Lead Builder

Gender Revolution Ch.6 By Zoda

After the girls' escape, a pair of twins named Richard and Johnny appeared near the boy's base.

"Whoa! Wicked!" they both exclaimed when the high-tech base came into sight, just then Andrew came out.

"What is this place?" Richard asked Andrew in complete amazement.

"Military Offense Base Against Girls, otherwise known as MOBAG, anyways do you want to join our quad-squad?" Andrew replied.

"You mean there are only four men that live in this place?" Johnny asked in confusion.

"Actually four BOYS,"

"Yah sure, we'll join." Richard and Johnny said.

"Then, Welcome to MOBAG!" Andrew said.

Gender Revolution Ch.5 By Zoda

"Genius! Nerdy One Jr.!" Melani said mockingly.

"Shut up, you pig-nosed buck-tooth donkey!" Danica shot back.

"Anyways... let mission Escape-From-Torture-Inn begin!" Ugleegirl announced.

"After throwing the pencils, the girls ran across the water zone area like berserk maniacs, then Melani aimed a quick karate-like kick at the door and knocked it down.

"Freedommmmmmmmmm!!!!!" they shouted in unison.

"At last!" Melani said.

Gender Revolution Ch.4 By Zoda

After numerous attempts to break through, the girls finally gave up for the day.

"Darn it! Summer's going to be over in a few days, so if I don't get out of this dump sooner or later, the teachers at school are going to mark me absent and then I'll never attend a good college." Melani moaned.

"Stop whining! We have to get out of this place as soon as possible, but we won't accomplish anything with you whining like a baby!" Ugleegirl barked.

Suddenly, the speaker at the back of the room said, "Enjoying your stay at your Torture Suite , huh? Anyways here's you lunch, a rotten lime, and a large pizza with a yummy topping of anchovies, shrimp, live cockroaches, and some coyote scat. Have a good afternoon!"

Just as the speaker finished , a mini door of a case that was inserted at the back of the room opened, inside, lunch.

"That is just disgusting! My grandma's cabbage vinegar soup is better," one of the girls whined.

"We won't have to eat it," Danica said with small smile. "I remembered I have 2 dozens of pencils, which we can use to detonate all the mines. And then we just try to dodge the water balloons, and knock down that rusty door and voila, we're free!"

Super Game

I found a really cool game called Castle Defense. The object of the game is to shoot all of the army tanks before they take away all of the HP in your castle.

The website is www.coolmath.com (it's not really math!)

Click on math games, then click on Castle Defense

This only works for computers that have Adobe Flash Player. If you don't have Flash, go to:

http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/ 

Tip for buying cannons on Castle Defense:

When you're buying cannons, be sure you don't buy the $200 and $400 cannons. They suck, because they always miss when hitting army tanks and only have 1 HP!!! Just buy the $600 cannons. If your money gets to $600 or any higher than that, quickly press Buy and buy a big cannon that cost $600.

Gamer's Note:

When you put a cannon anywhere, make sure you don't put them on the road to the castle, on the castle, on the banner that shows your score and the amount of money, or on the Buy/Sell buttons because you aren't allowed to.

A quicker way to get to the Castle Defense Game is to go to the website below:

http://www.coolmath-games.com/0-castledefense/index.html

Or if you want to do it another way (this way is not another quick way) is to do this:

1. Go to http://www.coolmath.com/

2. Then click on Math Games

3. Click on Castle Defense.

A 2-step way:

Go to http://www.coolmath-games.com/ and press Castle Defense.

Actually, on Castle Defense you can scroll down and they will give you a specific reason why it is math (so they can prove it to you that it's math). They say it relys on "strategy." But they're crazy, 'cause I have no idea HOW it's related to strategy; it is basically Enemy Tanks on WiiPlay--- on the computer!?

P.S.--- the big cannons have only 40 HP; not much, but they're the only ones that never miss (like I said, they still miss on Level 4; sometimes; oh well.........)

Gender Revolution Ch.3 By Zoda

The torture Chamber was guarded stun mines and there were a few water balloon launchers installed around the chamber. But it wasn't really designed to be an inescapable prison or jail. It was actually pretty easy to escape from, but required lots of tries and durability, which was why it was a torture, because you'd keep on trying to dodge the stun mines as the launchers blasted you continuously with water balloons, but eventually you'd get stunned or get shot so many times that you'll collapse.

"So they locked us in this chamber, huh?"

Coming up

Next on

Chapter 4

Of Gender Revolution

THE ESCAPE

Gender Revolution Ch.2 By Zoda

The girls slowly and stealthy snuck to the back entrance as the boys up above, carefully aimed their taser guns at the cryptic figures. Just as the Danica's Style emitted a devastating jet of water, the stun cannons abruptly release blasts of stun missiles, paralyzing all of the attackers. And suddenly large amounts of gunshots pierced through the air as each of the girls collapsed with a scream of agony.

"Girls drool! Boys rule!" the boys chanted joyfully as they high-fived each other.

"Even though, victory is in our hands, look at the back entrance... it's a total disaster!" George said in awe.

""Yah," Andrew agreed.

"I'll fix it, why don't you guys give our guests and visitors a taste of Boy Ownage in the Torture Chamber? Derek said with an evil grin spread across his face.

Gender Revolution Ch.1 By Zoda

5 years after Boys Rule! and World Cup Combo

"Captain Ugleegirl, when will we attempt our first attack on the boys?" Melani asked formally.

"Patience, Melani!" Ugleegirl barked in annoyance.

Meanwhile, back at the boys' base, George and Andrew were installing an anti-intruder laser protection system all around their base, that would activate stun cannons when detecting intruders. While, Derek and Harold were developing rapid fire taser guns.

"Are you guys finish with the protection system? 'Cause were finish with the guns!" Derek yelled at the walkie-talkie.

"Yep! Done!" George replied in satisfactation.

"Lets...ADVANCE!!!" Ugleegirl said.

"Alright, chargeeeeeeee!!!!!" Melani screamed with all her strength.

They slowly advance toward the boys' base, which was a 3,500 square feet building.

"You guys have the Danica's Style ready to launch!" Ugleegirl asked demandely.

"Yep" replied one of the girls.

"Lets taser them, after they get stunned, ok?" Harold asked.

"Ok!" they replied you unision.

Chapter 6, The Grand Battle

Sulu: You are so going down!

Tippy Trinkletrouser: In your dreams, if you have any robot hamster!

Sulu: Well, at least I  don't have some kind of sweaty boxer name!

Tippy Trinkletrouser: It is so on, yo!

Sulu: Hai-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Both of them, aimed a karate-like kick at each other and then bothe of them ended up collided into each other and going unconsious...

THE END

Boys Rule! By Andrew and Tony (post 3.5)

After Andrew and Derek launched their five last soccer balls, the girls were about to launch Danica's Danica's Style at Andrew and Derek, but it was too late, the principal already caught them and handed them each at DETENTION SLIP!

THE END

Letter to Readers

Dear readers,

The World Cup Combo and Boys Rule! comic sadly end here, as the beginning of Gender Revolution comics star. The Gender Revolution series is about when the Boys Rule! dimension is fused with the World Cup Combo dimension. The evil side grows stronger as Tippy Tinkletrouser's daughter forms an alliance with Melani's group, but the good side receives Andrew and Derek, which was an extremely valuable addition to George and Harold's side. Now, not only will the battles grow more suspenseful , but the intensity of action will be on a whole new level. And just for you to know, this begins 5 years after Boys Rule! and World Cup Combo. This is their teenager life.

Sincerely,

Zoda

P.S. Tippy Trinkletrouser's daughter's name is Ugleegirl.

Gender Revolution is a trademark of World Cup Books Inc. Copyright 2007 by Tony Liu. All rights reserved. No part of this publication is reproduced in whole or part, or stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission of the writer. For information regarding permission, please email to: liuruoji@gmail.com

Chapter 5, School War 2

Miss Anthrope: Prepare the toilets!

George and Harold: Fire in the hole!

The students all sat on the toilets on the same time, sending out a big wave a of ketch-up, but Tippy Trinkletrousers freezed the huge wave.

George: What are we gonna do?

Harold: Wedgies!

Miss Anthrope: All right! Get the wedgie boxer!!!

Tippy Trinkletrousers: Boxers? Who's afraid of boxers? 

Harold: Your mom.

Miss Anthrope: Fire the wedgie boxers!

All of the students launched their wedgies, but it wasn't good enough.

George: Our only hope is to summon the legendary... SULU!

George and Harold rushed to Sulu's headquarters and asked Sulu for help.

Sulu: What now! Has Super-Burnt-Bubble-Four-Eyes-Head attacked the school again?

George: Actually Tippy Trinkletrouser has!

Sulu: Oh! Underwear-Geezer is attacking! Well, I will be glad to save your dirty butts.

To Be Continued...

Sneak Peak: Chapter 6 will be about the battle between a underwear-obsessed geezer and a karate hamster. Who will win?

Boys Rule! Introduction

Boys Rule! is a adventure about the battles between boys and girls.

The main character Andrew, just hates girls and ever since kindergarten, he and his friend Derek have been pulling pranks on girls. And now the girls have had it, being pranked...

So they are trying to get revenge...

There will also be a sequel called Gender Revolution!

This will probably come out during some time during the 2008 December.

Creator: Andrew

Editor: Tony

Creator of Posts: Andrew and Tony

Boys Rule! By Andrew and Zoda (post 3)

After getting showered and bombarded by the water balloon launcher, Melani and her friends had to sit in the sun for a long time so they could get dry, and Melani and her friend Danica were hot and sweaty!

Danica: This means WAR! I'm going to find a way to stop Andrew and Derek by making my own HYDRO-BAZOOKA called Danica's Style!

Melani: Are you kidding!?

Danica: No.

Melani and her friends Danica, Amanda, Sara, Irene, and Michelle (who's nicknames were Nerd, Weirdo, Dumbo, Stupid, and Rock-Head) decided to steal the Water Balloon launcher. But once again, Andrew and Derek were a few steps ahead of them, actually 5 steps ahead of them.

Andrew: This Soccer Ball Launcher 3000 launcher is going to be a nice surprise for Melani and her group of dumbos!
Derek: Hey, that's my phrase... oh well...

And then the girls came by...

Derek: FIRE!!!!!!

Andrew and Derek bombarded hundreds of soccer balls on the girls. Soccer balls flew everywhere, but Melani and her group were persistant to try out the Danica's Style on the boys. So they stayed on the battlefield.

And soon enough, Andrew and Derek only had 5 soccer balls left.

TO BE CONTINUED>>>

Boys Rule! by Andrew and Zoda (post 2)

After being humiliated by Andrew and Derek, Melani gathers all her friends together to try to humiliated Andrew and Derek, but they both were all ready 2 steps ahead.

Derek: Melani and her group of dumbos are gonna be in for a real suprise attack!

30 minutes later...

Derek: FIRE!!!

Andrew and Derek showered the girls with a water balloon launcher. They bombarded the girls with hundreds of freezing water balloons.

Girls: AAAHHHH!!!

Melani: I am so gonna get you two for THISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Andrew and Derek: Yah right loser!!

Boys Rule! is a trademark of World Cup Books Inc. Copyright 2007 by Tony Liu. All rights reserved. No part of this publication is reproduced in whole or part, or stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission of the writer. For information regarding permission, please email to: liuruoji@gmail.com

Autobiography Of Our Newest Author Yet............ ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, I am Andrew (born 2000), and I am the newest author yet in this blog ( and my birthday is November 28. I go to Monterey Ridge Elementary, and I am in 3rd grade.

Boys Rule! by Andrew and Zoda (post 1)

If you are new to this comic, it is full of the characters at a school. And if you are reading this and you are a girl, I suggest you stop reading this, because this "stuff" is rated HOTG (Highly Offensive To Girls.)

Andrew: Don't sit here Melani!

Melani: Why not?

Derek: Because this is the boys table!

Melani: Make me leave!?

Derek: Oh yeah!? Well, this will guarantee that you'll be leaving immediately!

Suddenly, Derek throws a bowl of chicken noodle soup right into Melani's face. And Melani's face becomes all red.

Melani: You are so rude!!!

Andrew and Derek: Disowned! BOYS RULE! Oh yah!

Boys Rule! is a trademark of World Cup Books Inc. Copyright 2007 by Tony Liu. All rights reserved. No part of this publication is reproduced in whole or part, or stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission of the writer. For information regarding permission, please email to: liuruoji@gmail.com

World Cup Combo Chapter 4: The Substitute Teacher

The next day, a substitute teacher showed up at school and it was:

TIPPY TINKLETROUSERS!!!!

A kid named Steven was kinda confused, and he went right up and said:

Steven: Hey! It's Professor Poopypants!

Class: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEEHEEE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAWHAWHAWHAHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWH

The whole class was filled of laughter.

Tippy: Hey! My name is no longer Professor Poopypants! It is Tippy Tinkletrousers!

The class was still filled with endless laughter. And Miss Anthrope, the school secretary even came in and laughed and laughed and laughed until she choked.

Tippy: I'll get my Freezy-Beam 4000 at you guys!

George and Harold: Run for the Squishies!

Class: Yes, lets run for the Squishies!

Miss Anthrope: We have gotta run for the Squishies!

Unfortanately, Tippy Tinkletrousers froze about 50 of the students, and 2 teachers, and the whole school was running with fear.

Suddenly---

Captain Underpants: Tra-la-la!!!!!!!!!!!

George: It's the Amazing Captain Underpants!

TIppy TInkletrousers almost froze Captain Underpants. 

Miss Anthrope: I'VE GOT THE SQUISHIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

George and Harold: This could be complicated

Steven: Yeah, especially when the ketchup in the Squishie and the Squishie could get frozen...

Miss Anthrope: 3...2...1...WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harold: Uh-oh.........

>>>TO BE CONTINUED (in pure chaos)

 

World Cup Combo: Chapter 3: The Lunch Detention

Mr.Krupp: Finding an excuse to skip school, aren't you?

George and Harold looked at each other, shrugged and hesitated.

Harold: Um, we were, uh................

Mr. Krupp: SPEAK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George: We were uh...........just talking, and I didn't look at the time, and the bell rang and.............

Mr. Krupp turned bright red.

Mr. Krupp: That is such a lame excuse!! From now on, I will be keeping an eye on you guys... even at home!!!!!!!

Geroge: No! We'll do anything!!!

Mr. Krupp: Anything? Well then...

Before Mr. Krupp could finish his sentence...

SNAP!!!

Harold snapped his fingers and the mean principal of Jerome Horwitz Elementary suddenly became...

THE AMAZING CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!!!!!

Captain Underpants: Tra-la-la!!!!

Captain Underpants sprinted out of the hallway and began yelling, "NO SCHOOL TODAY!!" into every single classroom. Every single kid ran out of their classroom really fast and the teachers couldn't catch up.

Kids: HORRAY FOR CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

Melvin: You guys will pay for this!!!

Unfortunately, Melvin didn't really get paid for anything. Captain Underpants flew into the sky and tried to save the world from Tippy Tinkletrousers...

To be continued...

Cool Game

Checkout this cool game called BOXHEAD Zombie Wars at www.crazymonkeygames.com/Boxhead-The-Zombie-Wars.html
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"It's better..."

QUESTE

Big fan of the Septimus Heap series?
Eager to read QUESTE?
Well, if you want to, then please reply to this post,
I will post you each new chapter every month.
This is for free!!!

Chapter 2, Detention

Mr.Krupp: Being late by 0.26758392 second is irresponsible!! You two young scoundrels have lunch detention!!!
George: Are you frickin' serious?
Mr.Krupp: YES!!! I'm dead serious!!!!

Chapter 1 ,A BRAND NEW Year!

PROLOGUE

It was August 28, the first day of Jerome Horwitz Elementary School,George and Harold slowly trudged to school,
George: Who invented school by the way?
Harold: I ain't know,
Harold: Maybe it was the Pilgrims,
George: Maybe, (he mumbled)
___________________________________________________
RING!!!!

George: Hey, let's not be late!!!
They both started to sprint to school, but unfortunately all the classes already went to the school theater for class lists.
Harold: This is bad, especially on a first day.
George: Yah, (he agreed)
George: I just wished I had a rocket booster, so I could get to school earlier.
Harold: Yah, (he agreed)

>>>TO BE CONTINUED...