Cool Event!!!

Fortunately, I finished the pre-chapter of World Cup Combo early, and it's coming out TODAY!!!
Now stop wasting your time playing boring video game!
And check it out!
Just go to http://runescape-shurtugal.blogspot.com/2007/08/chapter-1-of-world-cup-combo.html
Let the adventure begin!

Chapter O, The War

Meanwhile, back at Jerome Horwitz Elementary School...
Entire School:We want Wedgie Boxers!
The entire school was like wedgiefied (insane for Wedgie Boxers).
Mr.Krupp:Fine! Go get Wedgie Boxers!
Entire School:YAY!
So, everybody in school went to the Undy Shop, and bought thousands of Wedgie Boxers for themselves.
Melvin:That is Jerome Horwitz Elementary School!
Melvin:Invade!
The entire gang rushed toward the school...
Entire School:Oh no! Melvin has invaded the school...
Entire School:But we should never fear, because Wedgie Boxers are HERE!!!
George and Harold:We declare war against Melvin's gang!
Entire School:We want George and Harold not Melvin!
Sulu:Wedgie Soldiers... FIRE!!!
Thousands of Wedgies Boxers were flying toward Melvin at the speed of a lightning bolt.
Melvin:???
Nerd:But we can't die without a tomb!
George and Harold: Don't worry, these Wedgie Boxers will be your tomb.
Whammm! Whammm! Whammm! Whammm! Whammm!
The entire group was hit by Wedgie Boxers, right and left.

Chapter L, Captain-Booger-Boy

Duh, Melvin became mad. So, he decided to make a group. Unfortunately (if you're on George and Harold's side), Melvin gathered up to 5 bullies! These were their names: Nerd, Weirdo, Bob-Head, Booger, Sneeze!
Nerd: Let's call our captain, Captain-Booger-Boy!
In fact, their captain was Melvin. Even though he didn't like that name, he had to agree, because he might get beaten up, even though he was the leader of the group.
Weirdo: Our group's name is going to be...
Nerd: Group!
Bob-Head: So, our group is going to be Group?
Nerd: Yep!
Melvin: Prepare the slingshots
Booger: All ready!
Melvin: Prepare to invade Jerome Horwitz Elementary School!
don't miss our next awesome adventure: chapter 0, the war
coming out on this blog

Character Status

Meet Babeous, a weird little hamster, so weird that he went swimming in a hurricane, but why?
But that not all! Which hamster asks a cat on a date? Can't name one single hamster, right? But Babeous did, but when he sees cheese he goes...
Babeous: Look at me!
Babeous: I'm a hamster!
Babeous: Or a fur ball...
Babeous: No way! I'm Cheese-Man!
Yep! When he sees cheese he goes HERO.
So, when he transformed into Cheese-Man, and...
Babeous: CHEESE!
And runs off,
TO BE CONTINUED...

Super Event!!!

Me and Johnny are going to create the sequel to World Cup Comics!
It will be better than ever with double authors!
It will bring the house down!
It is called World Cup Combo !
Coming out on September 26th, 2007 on http://runescape-shurtugal.blogspot.com/

Chapter K, What a pain!

Melvin's mom now was in bed after the pencil injury, Melvin even called 911, he thought that she might have broken a bone. Unfortunately, she did break a bone, actually she broke 3 major bones! Melvin wanted to have revenge for what they did to his mom, so, he went to school in his homemade hero suit, and just as he entered the class...
Mrs.Ribble: Look at the door!
Harold: It's a door!
George: It's a nerd!
Sulu: It's a Diaria-Poop-Sandwich-Wonder-Nerd!
Melvin: Duh, it's not! It's me, BM!!!
Mrs.Ribble: You mean BMW.
Sulu: ...or Booger-Man!
George and Harold: Good one! But it's more like Boogery-Melvin!
Class: HAHAHA!
Melvin: No, it means Big...
Sulu: Butt-Melvin!
Mrs.Ribble: Big-Butt-Melvin?
Class: HAHAHA!

Chapter J, Melvin's Problem

Melvin's mom: Why did you come back so early? Anyways, how was school?
Melvin: Man! I hate school! My betrayed hamster, Sulu is calling me: Super-Burnt-Bubble-Four-Eye-Head!
Babeous (Melvin's new hamster): Why not Stinky-Hideous-Butt-Boy?
Melvin ignored Babeous, because he thought hamsters as the Immature-Bubs.
Melvin: Everybody else in school is calling me: Booger-Tron-2000!
...back at school George made a name for Melvin's dad, Immature-Booger-Man!
And Melvin's Mom was known as Tattletale-Bub-Lady!
The next day, Melvin's mom went to school to complain.
Just when she entered Mrs.Ribble's classroom...
Mrs.Ribble: Tattletale-Bub-Lady is here!
Class: No bubs allowed!
Everybody started throwing sharp pencils at her.
Melvin's mom: OWWW! OWWW! OWWW!

Chapter I, Triple Trouble

George and Harold were up to there old tricks again, especially changing signs!
Today was Father's Day, George and Harold were wandering around just as usual.
There was a sign, it said:
Visit our cool sale!
We have great items for dads.
And you will say "Wow!"
And they changed the sign to:
Visit the Opposite Store!
We have great items for dads like bikinis!
All items are -1000% off!
George: The mens are going to say "I guess it should be Mother's Day instead of Father's Day, because we men ain't gonna were bikinis or buy $10,000 bikinis either!"
Harold: I guess it's a Double Mother's Day Year!
Sulu: Well, good for you!
George and Harold: Us? We ain't men you know!
Sulu: Well, I ain't human you know, so, stop talking so loud, I'm trying to enjoy my noisy day!

Special!

Can you guess who is... Achoo!!!
Vote now!
Please wait until 6 days pass for the answer and the final winners.
Have a great day sneezing!
Just kidding!

Chapter H, Booger-Tron-2000

Melvin: From now on, I am...
Sulu: Super-Burnt-Bubble-Four-Eye-Head! Right?
Melvin: Totally...
Sulu: CORRECT!!!
Melvin: WRONG!!!
Sulu: Then you are... let me think.
George and Harold: I know!
Sulu: What?
George and Harold: Ummmm...
Sulu: Do you have an answer or do you not?
George and Harold: YES! NO! YES! NO! Never mind!
Sulu: Then shut up dumbos!
Melvin: Duh, They're dumb!
Sulu: But you are dumb/nerdy!
George and Harold: Also a tattletaler!
Sulu: Also very boogery!
RING!
Now, recess was over,so,everybody went to class.
George and Harold: From now on everybody! Call Melvin, Booger-Tron-2000!!!
Melvin: I... Achoo! I don't... Achoo! I don't sneeze... Achoo! I don't sneeze that... Achoo! MUCH!

Chapter G, The HYDRO-BUZUKA

Melvin: You are such an immature hamster, who slaps my butt all the time, and lacks a lot of obedience!!!
So, he went home and made what he called BM's Style!
Next day he went to school with his new invention.
Melvin: Take a blast of my HYPER-BUZUKA!
BLAAAST!
A beam of fire shot out of the buzuka and hit...
George and Harold: No!!!
A blast of wind came out of their mouth and hit the fire beam...
It reflected the fire beam!
Sulu: Now he's Super-Burnt-Bubble-Four-Eye Head!
David and Mark: LOL!
Sulu: Hey George and Harold!
George and Harold: !? What?
Sulu: You guys got those What-So-Ever-Powers!
George and Harold: Good name!

Sneek Peak at Chapter G

Melvin decides to destroy Sulu with his new invention called BM's Style!
George and Harold try to prevent him from doing it but will they succeed or will they lose their beloved pet Sulu!
bw's style is a type of hyper-buzuka

Chapter F, New FAD!

Today, Mrs.Ribble's project was due! Mark and Drew (the 2 new students) hadn't studied at all, so they got an A+, NOT!!!!!!!!!!! They got a F! Now it was George and Harold turn, they studied 20 hours a day! Their project was based on a new fad made by their very own company: TREEHOUSE COMIC INC.!!!
George and Harold: We introduce you our latest fad, the Georold Water Gun!
George and Harold: First, take an empty odor sprayer, then fill it up with hot water, and you're finish! We hope you like our latest fad! Enjoy your day!
Mrs.Ribble loved their speech and project so much that she gave them a A+++!
Class: Let's make Georold Water Guns!!!
Melvin: Stop, I haven't shown you immature children my project!
Class: That's sucks!
Melvin: My project is about...
George and Harold: You're big fat hideous butt, right?
Sulu: Or maybe about you're bubble nerdy head!
Melvin got angry again but calm down immediately when Sulu raised his paw.
Sulu: Control your temper Bubble-Four-Eye-Head!

Chapter E, Dead Meat

George and Harold: OH NO! We're dead meat!
Melvin got angry and ran after them, like a chick after a hen!
Melvin: Duh, you're dead meat!
George and Harold: And he's also bloodthirsty!
Sulu: Sulu at your service!!!
KABAAM!
Sulu (George and Harold's super bionic hamster) smacked Melvin's big butt out of space!
Melvin: My BUTT!!!
George and Harold: Whoa!
Sulu: Get lost Bubble-Four-Eye-Head!
George and Harold: Thanks Sulu!
One second after, Melvin comes flying back into Earth's atmosphere and...
Melvin: My hhheeeaaaddd!
Smack!
His head smaked into the ground and...
HERE COMES THE AMBULANCE!!!!!
Harold: Problem solved...
George: In a horrible way!

Harold: Not exactly,

George: Right

Chapter D, Doom!!!

The cafeteria ladies thought Mr.Krupp wrote it, so they did the recipe and...
KABOOM!
The entire school exploded!
No matter what, every still ran for more Squishies!
And the Squishies saved the school by squirting ketchup on the flames!
Entire School: Hooray for Squishies!!!
Melvin: You guys are so immature!
Because George and Harold's invention saved the school they did not give him detention!
But what about Melvin's report card.
Melvin: What about my report card?
George and Harold: Isn't that immature for shouting out like a nerd head?