California Wildfires

October 21st, 2007

My family and I were watching the news, then on news, it said that there were many wildfires in San Diego now; 7 wildfires. So, if you live in the northern San Diego or in the center,
LEAVE THE AREA!!!
This is a mandatory evacuation.

Reading List!!!

Reading List
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• Magyk
• Flyte
• Physik
• Crispin
  

Solana Pacific Report 2

Why do I believe that Solana Pacific is the greatest school? Well, the only way to prove that is to COMPARE. Now lets compare Solana Pacific with Carmel Creek... First of all, Solana Pacific's lunch area is so much more well-kept than Carmel Creek's lunch area. Plus, Solana Pacific has a game room with a XBOX, a pool table, a air hockey table and lots of other awesome play devices and Carmel Creek doesn't even have a game room. Solana Pacific has multi-play structures and Carmel Creek has only a single play structures. Solana Pacific also has 4 tether-ball courts and 4 wall-ball (also known as hand-ball) walls and Carmel Creek has barely even 3 tether-ball courts and 2 wall-ball walls. In fact, Solana Pacific is way bigger that Carmel Creek and 999 billion times cleaner, but Carmel Creek isn't dirty though. So, that why I suppose Solana Pacific as the greatest school of all!

Solana Pacific Report 1

Have you ever wondered what's the best school on Earth? Well, I bet you that Solana Pacific is!
Solana Pacific is a great colossal "H" shaped school. Solana Pacific is a 2 story school for 5th and 6th graders only. This school has 19 classes, 10 5th grade classes, and 9 6th grade classes. It also has a playground with 2 most modern and advance play structures that includes many spinning and climbing devices. It even has a multi-people rock climbing wall. This first-class school also has many great enrichment classes, a high-technology science class, a fascinating music class, a phenomenal art class, and a unbelievable cool P.E. (physical education) class. And best of all, its location is right next to the San Diego public library, so after school many children from Solana Pacific go to the library to do their homework, where it is calm and friendly. I believe that Solana Pacific may be to greatest school ever made or existed.

Cool Event!!!

Fortunately, I finished the pre-chapter of World Cup Combo early, and it's coming out TODAY!!!
Now stop wasting your time playing boring video game!
And check it out!
Just go to http://runescape-shurtugal.blogspot.com/2007/08/chapter-1-of-world-cup-combo.html
Let the adventure begin!

Chapter O, The War

Meanwhile, back at Jerome Horwitz Elementary School...
Entire School:We want Wedgie Boxers!
The entire school was like wedgiefied (insane for Wedgie Boxers).
Mr.Krupp:Fine! Go get Wedgie Boxers!
Entire School:YAY!
So, everybody in school went to the Undy Shop, and bought thousands of Wedgie Boxers for themselves.
Melvin:That is Jerome Horwitz Elementary School!
Melvin:Invade!
The entire gang rushed toward the school...
Entire School:Oh no! Melvin has invaded the school...
Entire School:But we should never fear, because Wedgie Boxers are HERE!!!
George and Harold:We declare war against Melvin's gang!
Entire School:We want George and Harold not Melvin!
Sulu:Wedgie Soldiers... FIRE!!!
Thousands of Wedgies Boxers were flying toward Melvin at the speed of a lightning bolt.
Melvin:???
Nerd:But we can't die without a tomb!
George and Harold: Don't worry, these Wedgie Boxers will be your tomb.
Whammm! Whammm! Whammm! Whammm! Whammm!
The entire group was hit by Wedgie Boxers, right and left.

Chapter L, Captain-Booger-Boy

Duh, Melvin became mad. So, he decided to make a group. Unfortunately (if you're on George and Harold's side), Melvin gathered up to 5 bullies! These were their names: Nerd, Weirdo, Bob-Head, Booger, Sneeze!
Nerd: Let's call our captain, Captain-Booger-Boy!
In fact, their captain was Melvin. Even though he didn't like that name, he had to agree, because he might get beaten up, even though he was the leader of the group.
Weirdo: Our group's name is going to be...
Nerd: Group!
Bob-Head: So, our group is going to be Group?
Nerd: Yep!
Melvin: Prepare the slingshots
Booger: All ready!
Melvin: Prepare to invade Jerome Horwitz Elementary School!
don't miss our next awesome adventure: chapter 0, the war
coming out on this blog

Character Status

Meet Babeous, a weird little hamster, so weird that he went swimming in a hurricane, but why?
But that not all! Which hamster asks a cat on a date? Can't name one single hamster, right? But Babeous did, but when he sees cheese he goes...
Babeous: Look at me!
Babeous: I'm a hamster!
Babeous: Or a fur ball...
Babeous: No way! I'm Cheese-Man!
Yep! When he sees cheese he goes HERO.
So, when he transformed into Cheese-Man, and...
Babeous: CHEESE!
And runs off,
TO BE CONTINUED...

Super Event!!!

Me and Johnny are going to create the sequel to World Cup Comics!
It will be better than ever with double authors!
It will bring the house down!
It is called World Cup Combo !
Coming out on September 26th, 2007 on http://runescape-shurtugal.blogspot.com/

Chapter K, What a pain!

Melvin's mom now was in bed after the pencil injury, Melvin even called 911, he thought that she might have broken a bone. Unfortunately, she did break a bone, actually she broke 3 major bones! Melvin wanted to have revenge for what they did to his mom, so, he went to school in his homemade hero suit, and just as he entered the class...
Mrs.Ribble: Look at the door!
Harold: It's a door!
George: It's a nerd!
Sulu: It's a Diaria-Poop-Sandwich-Wonder-Nerd!
Melvin: Duh, it's not! It's me, BM!!!
Mrs.Ribble: You mean BMW.
Sulu: ...or Booger-Man!
George and Harold: Good one! But it's more like Boogery-Melvin!
Class: HAHAHA!
Melvin: No, it means Big...
Sulu: Butt-Melvin!
Mrs.Ribble: Big-Butt-Melvin?
Class: HAHAHA!

Chapter J, Melvin's Problem

Melvin's mom: Why did you come back so early? Anyways, how was school?
Melvin: Man! I hate school! My betrayed hamster, Sulu is calling me: Super-Burnt-Bubble-Four-Eye-Head!
Babeous (Melvin's new hamster): Why not Stinky-Hideous-Butt-Boy?
Melvin ignored Babeous, because he thought hamsters as the Immature-Bubs.
Melvin: Everybody else in school is calling me: Booger-Tron-2000!
...back at school George made a name for Melvin's dad, Immature-Booger-Man!
And Melvin's Mom was known as Tattletale-Bub-Lady!
The next day, Melvin's mom went to school to complain.
Just when she entered Mrs.Ribble's classroom...
Mrs.Ribble: Tattletale-Bub-Lady is here!
Class: No bubs allowed!
Everybody started throwing sharp pencils at her.
Melvin's mom: OWWW! OWWW! OWWW!

Chapter I, Triple Trouble

George and Harold were up to there old tricks again, especially changing signs!
Today was Father's Day, George and Harold were wandering around just as usual.
There was a sign, it said:
Visit our cool sale!
We have great items for dads.
And you will say "Wow!"
And they changed the sign to:
Visit the Opposite Store!
We have great items for dads like bikinis!
All items are -1000% off!
George: The mens are going to say "I guess it should be Mother's Day instead of Father's Day, because we men ain't gonna were bikinis or buy $10,000 bikinis either!"
Harold: I guess it's a Double Mother's Day Year!
Sulu: Well, good for you!
George and Harold: Us? We ain't men you know!
Sulu: Well, I ain't human you know, so, stop talking so loud, I'm trying to enjoy my noisy day!

Special!

Can you guess who is... Achoo!!!
Vote now!
Please wait until 6 days pass for the answer and the final winners.
Have a great day sneezing!
Just kidding!

Chapter H, Booger-Tron-2000

Melvin: From now on, I am...
Sulu: Super-Burnt-Bubble-Four-Eye-Head! Right?
Melvin: Totally...
Sulu: CORRECT!!!
Melvin: WRONG!!!
Sulu: Then you are... let me think.
George and Harold: I know!
Sulu: What?
George and Harold: Ummmm...
Sulu: Do you have an answer or do you not?
George and Harold: YES! NO! YES! NO! Never mind!
Sulu: Then shut up dumbos!
Melvin: Duh, They're dumb!
Sulu: But you are dumb/nerdy!
George and Harold: Also a tattletaler!
Sulu: Also very boogery!
RING!
Now, recess was over,so,everybody went to class.
George and Harold: From now on everybody! Call Melvin, Booger-Tron-2000!!!
Melvin: I... Achoo! I don't... Achoo! I don't sneeze... Achoo! I don't sneeze that... Achoo! MUCH!

Chapter G, The HYDRO-BUZUKA

Melvin: You are such an immature hamster, who slaps my butt all the time, and lacks a lot of obedience!!!
So, he went home and made what he called BM's Style!
Next day he went to school with his new invention.
Melvin: Take a blast of my HYPER-BUZUKA!
BLAAAST!
A beam of fire shot out of the buzuka and hit...
George and Harold: No!!!
A blast of wind came out of their mouth and hit the fire beam...
It reflected the fire beam!
Sulu: Now he's Super-Burnt-Bubble-Four-Eye Head!
David and Mark: LOL!
Sulu: Hey George and Harold!
George and Harold: !? What?
Sulu: You guys got those What-So-Ever-Powers!
George and Harold: Good name!

Sneek Peak at Chapter G

Melvin decides to destroy Sulu with his new invention called BM's Style!
George and Harold try to prevent him from doing it but will they succeed or will they lose their beloved pet Sulu!
bw's style is a type of hyper-buzuka

Chapter F, New FAD!

Today, Mrs.Ribble's project was due! Mark and Drew (the 2 new students) hadn't studied at all, so they got an A+, NOT!!!!!!!!!!! They got a F! Now it was George and Harold turn, they studied 20 hours a day! Their project was based on a new fad made by their very own company: TREEHOUSE COMIC INC.!!!
George and Harold: We introduce you our latest fad, the Georold Water Gun!
George and Harold: First, take an empty odor sprayer, then fill it up with hot water, and you're finish! We hope you like our latest fad! Enjoy your day!
Mrs.Ribble loved their speech and project so much that she gave them a A+++!
Class: Let's make Georold Water Guns!!!
Melvin: Stop, I haven't shown you immature children my project!
Class: That's sucks!
Melvin: My project is about...
George and Harold: You're big fat hideous butt, right?
Sulu: Or maybe about you're bubble nerdy head!
Melvin got angry again but calm down immediately when Sulu raised his paw.
Sulu: Control your temper Bubble-Four-Eye-Head!

Chapter E, Dead Meat

George and Harold: OH NO! We're dead meat!
Melvin got angry and ran after them, like a chick after a hen!
Melvin: Duh, you're dead meat!
George and Harold: And he's also bloodthirsty!
Sulu: Sulu at your service!!!
KABAAM!
Sulu (George and Harold's super bionic hamster) smacked Melvin's big butt out of space!
Melvin: My BUTT!!!
George and Harold: Whoa!
Sulu: Get lost Bubble-Four-Eye-Head!
George and Harold: Thanks Sulu!
One second after, Melvin comes flying back into Earth's atmosphere and...
Melvin: My hhheeeaaaddd!
Smack!
His head smaked into the ground and...
HERE COMES THE AMBULANCE!!!!!
Harold: Problem solved...
George: In a horrible way!

Harold: Not exactly,

George: Right

Chapter D, Doom!!!

The cafeteria ladies thought Mr.Krupp wrote it, so they did the recipe and...
KABOOM!
The entire school exploded!
No matter what, every still ran for more Squishies!
And the Squishies saved the school by squirting ketchup on the flames!
Entire School: Hooray for Squishies!!!
Melvin: You guys are so immature!
Because George and Harold's invention saved the school they did not give him detention!
But what about Melvin's report card.
Melvin: What about my report card?
George and Harold: Isn't that immature for shouting out like a nerd head?

Chapter C, Busted

Melvin got very very very very very ANGRY and showed the comic to the teacher and the teacher gave them a Super Ridiculously Boring Detention!
Harold and George: Hey, let's change the school lunch!
So they wrote a letter (while in detention) and it said:
Dear cafeteria ladies,
It's my birthday, please make the recipe below;
-1 nuclear bomb
-10 gallons of cafeteria lady sweat (your sweat)
-Melvin's report card
-100 balloons (blew by you)
-50 gallons of gas
-500 chicken heads
And then heat all the ingredients together (at 1000 degrees Celsius) to get Mr.Krupp's Super Style Cupcakes!
Have a great day!
Mr.Krupp
And they sticked it on the cafeteria door!

Chapter B, Tattletale King

Harold and George: Selling Tattletale Boy(A comic made by Harold and George) for just twenty-five cents!
Everyone bought this comic, except for Melvin!
Melvin: You kids are wasting your money!
Everybody was laughing at Melvin!
Melvin: What?
He bought the comic and it read: Please Don't Read This Comic If You Contain Nerdiness! One day there was a Nerd King named Melvin and his real name was Dumb Nerd Stubburn Head! He rocked at tattletaling (also at sneezing), so we also called him the sneezing tattletaler! THE END

New version!

Hi!
I just created a new version of Captain Underpants!
They're called World Cup Comics!
It's about jokes with Captain Underpants charaters!
It goes with Chapter A-O unlike the real version that goes with numbers!
Unfortunately, I only wrote Chapter A,B,C today!
Please read it!
Enjoy!

Chapter A, Nerdy Melvin!

Mr.Krupp: You rock bub!
Melvin: Duh, I sure do rock!
Class: Let's go for the Squishies!
Melvin: You people are so immature!
Harold and George: You're a dumb nerd!!!
Melvin: Duh! I'm a nerd!
Melvin: I mean Melvin is a nerd!
Class: You are Melvin!
Melvin: Oh, I am not a nerd, Mr.Krupp said I rock and my mommy said I'm cool!
Harold and George: Duh, you're a constapated, overweighted, outstyle, loser!
Melvin: But I still rock...
Harold and George: ... at being a nerd!!!
Melvin: You guys are so...
Melvin: Achooo!

Night Fright vol.3

The legend is that if you sit in three of the graveyard chairs from midnight until one minute after midnight, you will have the ability to see ghosts -- but you will pay with your life. This, however did not apply to three high-school football players on Halloween Night in 1976. They pulled into the graveyard, in the middle of a large, open area. They had heard the legend and decided to try it, but one of them refused to try it. The friend sat down and watched the other boys run from one chair to the other. Then he sensed that something was wrong. They were leaning over to the side with their eyes rolled back, rasping. The boy began frantically screaming for help as his friends kneeled over and grabbed his leg. It is said that the boy also saw spirits for an instant. The boys died and the survivor never spoke a word. Of course, there were people mourning their loved ones nearby. They witnessed the event and filed a police report detailing what happened. No one really knows what those chairs are, except that they have been there since the town was founded.

Night Fright vol.2

There's a bridge called "Covert's Crossing" or "Covert's Bridge" up in New Castle. A young couple had gotten married on Halloween. Around midnight, they were riding in a horse drawn carriage across the bridge at the same time a car was. The bridge was only one lane, so by the time they saw each other it was too late. Story has it that they crashed and the hubcap of the car flew off, decapitating the bride. The police never found her head or the body of the groom. Its been said that if you sit on the bridge on Halloween night around midnight, you can see the headless bride standing on some rocks in the river. However they don't know if she is looking for her head or her lost love.

Scotland Mystery PART 6

Although Nessie was sighted as far back as the 6th century a.d. it is the modern day sightings that have captured the public imagination. The first recorded sighting of the creature dates back to 565 by Saint Columba! That's 1442 years ago!
THIS IS THE LAST PART!
hope you enjoyed reading scotland mystery

Chapter 1, The Awful Truth of Captain Underpants (Edited)

Once upon a time there was two cool kids named George and Harold. They had a mean old principle named Mr.Krupp. One time Mr.Krupp punished George and Harold. So they got a 3-D Hypno Ring and hypnotized him. They made him think he was a super hero. It was supposed to be a joke... But it got carried too far... way to far!!! Then one day he got attacked by a dandelion . So George stole some super power juice from U.F.O. and gave to him. Suddenly, he got super powers.
Now these days, whenever Mr.Krupp hears anybody snap their fingers... he turn into you-know-who! Tra-la-laaaa! And the only way you can stop him is if you pour water on his head.
Then he turns back into Mr. Krupp. So whatever you do, don't snap your fingers around Mr.Krupp ok?

Pokemon

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl has just came out couple weeks ago!
It has great graphics and never seen before Pokemons.
The T.V. shows of Pokemon Diamond and Pearl has came out as well.
Sorry but Pokemon Diamond and Pearl only works on Nintendo DS!!!
you can buy the pokemon diamond and pearl guide book at barnes and noble

Sold Out

Note: Ralphs has ran out of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows copies!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is still available at Barnes and Nobles for 30% off and members get 40% off! Get you Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows copy before it runs out!

Night Fright vol. 1

Who was knocking late at night? I used a plumber's wrench as my weapon (in case the stranger broke in), so, I checked the clock... IT WAS 12:00PM!!! Anyways, who would knock on someone door for 5 minutes at midnight and keep the same steady rhythm? A bright light was the the door. The person at the door had a stack of old books... SCIENCE FICTION BOOKS, my favorite! The next morning, I thought about it... Was it a dream??? It was really frightening!!!

Scotland Mystery PART 5

Many people believe that the size (21 square miles) and great depth of the loch (almost 800 feet), together with potential underwater caves, gives the monster many places to hide. Regardless of the truth, the suggestion of the Monster's existence makes Loch Ness one of Scotland's top tourist attractions.

Scotland Mystery PART 4

Some scientists think it is possible for a group of animal to be living in Loch Ness. Recent studies using underwater cameras and listening machine have pick up moving shadows in the lake. Still this is no proof, they say. Will the mystery be solved? Until someone finds a Loch Ness monster or the remains of a dead one, the mystery cannot be solved.

Scotland Mystery PART 3

One well-known photogragh, taken in 1934, show a dinosaurlike head swimming on the surface of the water. People who say they have seen the monster, say it looks as if it is about thirty feet long. Nessie is supposed to have one or two humps and a long, thin neck.

Scotland Mystery PART 2

For hundreds of years, people have reported seeing Nessie. Some people have even been close enough to take pictures of what they think is the water animal. So far, however, not a single of the one of the pictures on record is very clear.

Scotland Mystery PART 1

In the cold, gloomy waters of Loch Ness, the famous Loch Ness monster. At least that's what many people believe. Loch Ness is a deep dark in northern Scotland. The people there fondly call the mysterious animal Nessie.
Scotland Mystery is a trademark of World Cup Books Inc. Copyright 2007 by Tony Liu. All rights reserved. No part of this publication is reproduced in whole or part, or stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission of the writer. For information regarding permission, please email to: liuruoji@gmail.com

Great book suggestions!!!

I am going to give you some suggestions for books you can't miss!
You should try reading the Harry Potter series, The Series of Unfortunate Events, the Charlie Bone series, the Fright Time books, Star Wars (all types), Pokemon series, Ricky Ricotta and his Mighty Robot books, and the Captain Underpants series! For more suggestions please email liuruoji@gmail.com!!!

Online reading

If you go to the library and the Naruto volumes are out, just try to go to Barnes and Nobles!
But if at Barnes and Nobles the Naruto volumes are sold out!
!?
Just go to
http://groups.msn.com/narutoMangaReturns/yourwebpage1.msnw
for online reading!!!
Enjoy your summer and have a great day!

Harry Potter 7

Can you believe Harry Potter 7 has finally came out?
Will Voldemort be killed or will Harry be murdered?
Voldemort dead or Harry dead?
Read the book now or just take a guess!
for the answer please email liuruoji@gmail.com

More books

Well, I get pretty bored during the summer, so I read books like Hatchet, Small Steps, and you should also try out the Naruto volumes.
H.A.G.S.

Gone crazy waiting?

Well, if you have gone crazy waiting for the book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows you should cheer up now, but I'm not telling you that Harry Potter Year 7 book has come out, but it's coming out tomorrow! You'll just have to suffer through another day of waiting!

Are you BORED??????????????

If you are bored, just go to http://www.amazon.com/Books-my-6th-graders-enjoy/lm/36THWP7AQTT6B
OR
http://www.amazon.com/Great-Books-for-5th-Graders/lm/R2JPF8L58R2IHQ
for some book reviews and if your interested in a book, you may order it online for a good low price!
Also, if you haven't read the Inheritance Series, please do, because it ROCKS!!!

Excitement

Can you believe it?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is coming out in just 2 DAYS!!!
You can buy it at Ralphs for 40% off!!!
You can also buy it at Barnes and Nobles.
Check other bookstores if sold out at Barnes and Nobles or at Ralphs.
Or you can order it online at http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0545010225/ref=pd_sl_aw_flat-hi_hp7_28510518_1/?tag2=amd-google-20
Also check out the wands at Barnes and Nobles and buy your tickets for the movie: Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. Movie available only at 7:00AM!
Have a great day or H.A.G.S.!!!

Books

Well, if your bored during this summer, you can read books!
I'll tell you some good ones: Eragon; Eldest; Hatchet; Holes; Escaping the Giant Wave; The Book of Three; Peter and the Star Catchers; Peter and the Shadow Thieves
Bye,
See you

!!!Coming Out Soon!!!

Harry Potter Year 7 book is coming out in 3 DAYS!!!
Get your money ready and purchase the book: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in 4 days!

Bored

There really isn't anything to do this summer,
but you can email me some books you enjoyed!
When I go to the public library, all the good books I know are 100% checked out!
So, if you know some good books,
PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE email me their titles!
I appreciate your help.
Thank you,
Zoda

Harry Potter Year 7

Harry Potter Year 7 book is coming out in 4 DAYS!!!
and get ready to be attracted to the book
i wonder how many harry potter books are they're going to be

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows(coming out)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is coming out in 5 DAYS!!!
also try reading harry potter and the half-blood prince(the prequel to harry potter and the deathly hallows )

Reading

If you like reading, why don't you join a summer reading program!
You also can get cool prizes like a free personal pan to Pizza Hut, a FREE book, and some other cool stuff!!!
You can join the Barnes and Noble's summer reading program or your very own public library's reading program!!!
You can even join both!
Best of all,
HAVE FUN!!!

Magic=Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling's wonderful Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is coming out soon!
It is about Harry Potter's seventh year at Hogarts!
Stores selling Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Barnes and Nobles!!!
The fifth movie about Harry Potter is also coming out:
HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHEONIX
Check out both of these wonderful events!!!!

LIFE

Life is unfair and fair!!!
Admit it or resist?
Well, it depends, if your good, your life is most likely fair and fun, if your bad, your life is mostly unfair and DREADED!!!!!!!!!!

Eragon's RPG

Well, it's actually called Shurtugal RPG!!!
Just sign up on this cool game!!!
Please add dragonavenger (me) as a friend.
The website is www.eragonlive.com

Stories

"That is so 2 years ago!!" Zoda 2-1-9

Do you like stories?
Well, I'm not going to write one!!!
Just go to http://carisland.blogspot.com/
My friend Andrew wrote a long story on that website!!!
OR
You can go to www.tumblebooks.com
Just Check It Out!!!

The Sequel of ELDEST!!!

You know the sequel to Eragon is Eldest and the sequel to Eldest is... well Christopher Paolini told me that the cover is a green dragon on the right side of the book. I am so excited!!! The sequel to Eldest comes out in the 2009 summer!!! For more information go to http://www.shurtugal.com/index.php !!!
H.A.G.S.
what do you think the third book of inheritance is going to be
I think it's going to be empire

A RS crazy event!

EXPIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Time: Around 9:15
Where: East Varrock in the anvil house!
When: Some Sundays and Saturdays ONLY!!!
My user name is X Powerwar!!!
See you there!!!
For more information email runescapegf@gmail.com or liuruoji@gmail.com!!!
I prefer you to email it to runescapegf@gmail.com!