Boys Rule! by Andrew and Zoda (post 1)

If you are new to this comic, it is full of the characters at a school. And if you are reading this and you are a girl, I suggest you stop reading this, because this "stuff" is rated HOTG (Highly Offensive To Girls.)

Andrew: Don't sit here Melani!

Melani: Why not?

Derek: Because this is the boys table!

Melani: Make me leave!?

Derek: Oh yeah!? Well, this will guarantee that you'll be leaving immediately!

Suddenly, Derek throws a bowl of chicken noodle soup right into Melani's face. And Melani's face becomes all red.

Melani: You are so rude!!!

Andrew and Derek: Disowned! BOYS RULE! Oh yah!

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World Cup Combo Chapter 4: The Substitute Teacher

The next day, a substitute teacher showed up at school and it was:

TIPPY TINKLETROUSERS!!!!

A kid named Steven was kinda confused, and he went right up and said:

Steven: Hey! It's Professor Poopypants!

Class: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEEHEEE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAWHAWHAWHAHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWH

The whole class was filled of laughter.

Tippy: Hey! My name is no longer Professor Poopypants! It is Tippy Tinkletrousers!

The class was still filled with endless laughter. And Miss Anthrope, the school secretary even came in and laughed and laughed and laughed until she choked.

Tippy: I'll get my Freezy-Beam 4000 at you guys!

George and Harold: Run for the Squishies!

Class: Yes, lets run for the Squishies!

Miss Anthrope: We have gotta run for the Squishies!

Unfortanately, Tippy Tinkletrousers froze about 50 of the students, and 2 teachers, and the whole school was running with fear.

Suddenly---

Captain Underpants: Tra-la-la!!!!!!!!!!!

George: It's the Amazing Captain Underpants!

TIppy TInkletrousers almost froze Captain Underpants. 

Miss Anthrope: I'VE GOT THE SQUISHIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

George and Harold: This could be complicated

Steven: Yeah, especially when the ketchup in the Squishie and the Squishie could get frozen...

Miss Anthrope: 3...2...1...WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harold: Uh-oh.........

>>>TO BE CONTINUED (in pure chaos)

 

World Cup Combo: Chapter 3: The Lunch Detention

Mr.Krupp: Finding an excuse to skip school, aren't you?

George and Harold looked at each other, shrugged and hesitated.

Harold: Um, we were, uh................

Mr. Krupp: SPEAK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George: We were uh...........just talking, and I didn't look at the time, and the bell rang and.............

Mr. Krupp turned bright red.

Mr. Krupp: That is such a lame excuse!! From now on, I will be keeping an eye on you guys... even at home!!!!!!!

Geroge: No! We'll do anything!!!

Mr. Krupp: Anything? Well then...

Before Mr. Krupp could finish his sentence...

SNAP!!!

Harold snapped his fingers and the mean principal of Jerome Horwitz Elementary suddenly became...

THE AMAZING CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!!!!!

Captain Underpants: Tra-la-la!!!!

Captain Underpants sprinted out of the hallway and began yelling, "NO SCHOOL TODAY!!" into every single classroom. Every single kid ran out of their classroom really fast and the teachers couldn't catch up.

Kids: HORRAY FOR CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

Melvin: You guys will pay for this!!!

Unfortunately, Melvin didn't really get paid for anything. Captain Underpants flew into the sky and tried to save the world from Tippy Tinkletrousers...

To be continued...