I hereby declare that our company name is no longer World Cup Incorporated, it is now known as Infinity Creative Imagination Unlimited.
Thank you!
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
A new addition
Hello there!
From now on, we will post a new game for you to try out every month!
So check it out!
This month is paintball!
Yay!
Gender Revolution Ch.12 by Zoda
PLEASE NOTE IF YOU ARE 10 OR UNDER, THIS MAY BE CONSIDERED INAPPROPRIATE, PARENT SUPERVISION IS RECOMMENDED
"DAMN! I didn't know their little brains could process a backup plan and a pretty advanced tank!?" Derek said angrily as the girls were handcuffing him.
"What you say!? Repeat that, and you'll be guaranteed a death warranty!" roared Ugleegirl.
"Why should we, we'll escape and get you back. Anyways this is America, remember history class, freedom of speech?" Derek said smartly.
"Don't you play smarty pants with me! I will assasinate you!" Ugleegirl said coldly as she pulled out her Swiss Army Knife and place it at Derek throat, ready slice his throat and end his life.
"Sorry," Derek croaked weakly.
"Alright lets get moving then." Ugleegirl shouted to the girls.
After an hour of nonstop driving through swamps, marshes, and bumpy grounds, they finally reached the girl's base, know as Girl Wonder Mansion of Complete Pure Ownage (AKA GWMCPO).
They girls dragged the boys inside a small compacted room and locked them inside.
"Don't even dare try to break out, because as soon as you put one foot outside, 25 automatic laser tasers will strike you down and if we find out about it, you are finished." Ugleegirl smirked.
"Cause were going to make you jump off plank into a freezing pool and then you will catch hypothermia. After that, we'll beat you with a iron baseball bat 5 times, hard!" Melani added.
And then they left...
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Gender Revolution Ch.11 by Zoda
Their plans had not exactly worked out as planned but the outcome was fair cause currently they were fighting each other heads-on with their new machines.
The tank started the battle by firing it machine guns and taser, which apparently caused a few malfunction which disable the controls. And then the tank took advantage of the enemy's disability and rammed right into the center of the dragon knocking it backwards. After a few more blows the dragon finally regained control over it's body and swiftly soared into the blue sky and fired it's machine guns at the tank which had no effect, so the dragon made a few rapid acrobatic maneuvers and fired it's missile which it the tank head-on, because it was unprepared to shield it, and blew the tank into scraps of garbage, just as the boys were cheering for the victory, mini golf carts carrying the other girls sped out of nowhere with automatic rocket launchers attached to them fired at the dragon which unexpectedly blew up the dragon but fortunately Johnny ejected out of the dragon which was on flames.
"Yes! Victory at last! We are avenged! Let's get those boys and have them suffer some torture like they did to us!" Danica yelled.
"Yah!" the girls agreed.
They quickly sped toward the boys and took them prisoner.
Gender Revolution Ch.10 by Zoda
Meanwhile the boys were building their high-tech dragon, the girls weren't planning something half as bad. Before Tippy Trinkletrousers had mysteriously disappeared he had left behind a blueprint of a super tank to Ugleegirl, which the girls are currently putting a few finishing touches.
"This bad girl will totally toast their butts!" Melani shouted with glee.
"I know, revenge at last! Muhahahahahaha!" Danica said as she tried out her new evil laugh.
"Dudettes, cut the drama!" Ugleegirl said, apparently annoyed.
"Okay girls is the V-12 engine running well, and are the rapid tasers and machine guns working?" Ugleegirl asked the busy girls.
"Yep just as you asked!" the girls replied without turning their heads.
"And now lets study the map to see how we are going to totally kill them!" Danica said evily.
Gender Revolution Ch.9 by Zoda
After days of negotiating and searching for the materials, all the materials were finally all found and bought (using Andrew's and George's 7 million dollar grant from some technology convention) and they at last built the dragon.
"Who wants to pilot this baby!" Derek asked.
"Me!" everybody roared.
After hours of debating who would pilot the machine, they finally came to a decision as having Johnny as the pilot! Then they tested it out to see if it worked smoothly...
"Okay everything is working according to my plans except the Exterrestrial-Hyper-Halogen-Shield which is malfunctioning because it seems to not able to smoothly pass through the titanium armor, but oh well," Andrew said.
"Okay, now unto the ambush plan..." Derek said darkly.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
MOVIE WITH INAPROPRIATE RATING RATED BY ANDREW
I have found a Chinese movie called Girls Rule (called 女人不坏 in chinese). Whatever you do, please do not see this movie, you will so hate it. This is like a motion picture of Gender Revolution (except the girls are the main chracters and it's really lame) and also I prefer it rated HOTB (Highly Offensive for Boys). Whatever you do, DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS MOVIE!! Only preferred for girls...
Also it is something called 贺岁片 (he sui pian)which I think is just a movie that basically mentions about a bunch of this juicy gossip (inappropriate) "stuff" that happened in China ever since the year 2008.
Speaking of he-sui-pians, I can just tell you this is not boys vs. girls, it is men vs. women (let's just call them boys and girls for now). It features a girl hitting s boy in the face, which is inappropriate, and also it's very stupid and lame (like one of these girls have some weird problem where every time a boy touches her shes starts kicking something), but the only way the boys tried to fire back an attack was to put this smelly "girl repellant" that made one of the girls faint.
Imagine... in Girls Rule, almost in 99% of the movie, the girls won. But the other 1% was the girl repellant that one of the boys put all over his JACKET. Basically, that same girl who fainted from the girl repellant fainted... and got up again. Gee.
P.S--- I am not sure if it is Girls Rule or Girls Are OK. If you think it's Girls Are Ok please email andrewzhao08@gmail.com
Monday, January 5, 2009
Gender Revolution Ch.8 By Zoda
PLEASE NOTE IF YOU ARE AGE 10 OR UNDER, THIS MAY BE CONSIDERED A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE, PARENT SUPERVISION IS ADVISED
"Yep! Check it out!" Andrew replied as he pressed the touch screen of the circular pad, suddenly a hologram of a mini robotic dragon appeared, a dragon that looked not really slick and cool but very ...ugly would be the word.
"Dude, that looks like a baby built that out of a bunch of trash!" Johnny teased.
"No offense but I agree," Richard added.
Andrew got really pissed off and yelled at Johnny that it isn't that easy to make a model dragon that looked good while trying to make it good and armed with weapons.
"Calm down dude, don't be a spaz!" Derek said, "Anyways as long as it works, that's good! So what are the materials, Andrew?"
"65 feet of heavy titanium, a gas container of 45 gallons (and premium gas only, that means 91 or higher!), 3 engines; 1 Toyota truck engine and 2 plane engines, 4 military aerial missile launchers, along with 6 AK47s and a bunch of other scraps," Andrew replied very annoyingly.
"Ok, Harold and George, you two go negotiate a deal with the navy for the missile launchers, plane engines, and AK47s. And twins you guys go get the car engine. Andrew I bet you know where the steel thingamajiger and gas thingy is. And I'll get the other additional scraps." Derek commanded firmly.
"Roger, roger!" they said, as they tried to imitate true soldiers.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Gender Revolution says: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Dear baby boys, boys, and men,
We wish you a
Happy New Year :) !!!
From the MOBAG boys,
Gender Revolution Ch.7 By Zoda
"Anyways, just to ask are there any rules around here?" Richard asked nervously.
"There is 1 rule-"Andrew started.
"To mock and annoy girls." Johnny finished for him.
BEEP! BEEP! Andrew phone was ringing!
"What!?" the twins asked anxiously.
"We have a meeting in about 30.5678231937482374239 seconds. So we'd better get back to the building." Andrew replied.
30.5678231937482374239 seconds after...
The first official meeting began.
"We need a new weapon, because as far as I'm concerned, those dimwit girls probably have found solutions for our current weapons, unless their quark-sized brains are too stupid, but I doubt that they're that dumb." Derek declared to the group, "We will have to invent a new weapon, something strong and powerful, maybe with even aerial abilities if possible. Something that will make those little girls cower in fear."
"A dragon, a robotic one!" Johnny exclaimed.
"How are we gonna build that?" Derek questioned.
"Hey! No problemo! I can probably work out a mini holographic one, then we'll build a real one." Andrew said.
"Alright, then lets get crackin' lackin'!"
After a few night of work, Andrew finally completed the hologram.
"It's show time!" he whispered to himself.
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