Monday, March 30, 2009

F.A.Q.s

Are the characters actually alive in real life?

No, they were inspired by my best friend, and it continues the series of Boys Rule! and World Cup Combo. And most of the names are chosen randomly or it is the first name that comes up in my mind.

Is there going to be an image of the characters and the battles?

That I haven't really decided to post one yet, I'll think about that.

Is there gonna be a following series or sequel?

Yes probably, but you'll have to wait a year before I get to writing that, it'll probably be called something like Gender Wars...

Have any more questions, than post one yourself on the fan website or on this post as a comment?
We look forward to answering them!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Chapter 15 of Gender Revolution by zoda

As the metal slowly melted, a face appeared. It was the face of a young yet tough looking teen, who had a very athletic body, along with a pair of deadly looking black eyes. his hair was short and spiked up. Then the boy spoke,"Wassup my brothers! We got to get out of here before the girls notice."

"I can't wait til' we get out of here, let's go already!" Johnny pleaded, while attempting to persuade the others.

"I agree!" the rest of the teens nodded as they sped out the door with amazing speed.

When they soon reached the elegant exit after spending minutes rushing through the long Labyrinth corridors, a roar erupted ,which sounded like a "Come back here, you scums!" Without even turning their heads back to see what happened or thinking about it, the boys dashed to the door and rammed it open as the glass shattered into a million pieces striking the young tender faces of the teens as many of the girls screamed an intolerable shriek of terror causing the boys to go suddenly deaf for a few seconds. Then, within a blink of an eyes, flashes of paralyzing blasts soared across the current battlefield, shaking the entire battlefield with sheer fear. The boys started to stumble as many of them struggled to stand up.

"We got to get into my car!" Tony roared above the cries of battle and the chilly shrieks of the wind.

As the boys closed in on the car, they froze, astonished by the awesome looking Hummer. The car was actually just a regular hummer, but with double engines, monster wheels applied for speed, 1 inch of titanium layering and an oversized bumper for more effect and impact during a collision.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Chapter 14 Gender Revolution by Zoda

"How the heck is he here though?" Derek questioned.

"Why do you care, as long as we are getting out of this junkyard, I don't care about anything else!" Johnny exclaimed.

"Well, it could be a trap, bro..." Richard whispered.

"The midget is right, he could be working for the girls, but why?" Harold said.

"No, he would never betray us, if you're thinking how could he ever get in here, you're wrong, Tony has an IQ of 157 and he has a six pack. With those abilities he could easily pass the defenses without being detected." Andrew convinced everybody.

"Yo! I'm coming to save! Stand back from the door..." Tony shouted from the outside.

And then there was a ripple on the metal door and then the metal melted as it did an average sized teenager stepped in.

"Yo! Sup!"

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Profile: Tony

Full name: Tony J. Delta
Age: 10
Grade: 7
School: Jefferson Aged Middle School
School District: Aged School District of Princeton (ASDP)
Grades:
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Math; Geometry (Grade 8)

Tony absolutely excels in math. On his placement test he scored a 100 percentile and in class he gets all 100% on his tests except for one 99%. He is considered #1 in the entire ASDP. I bet that next year, he might have to walk to high school to take classes there.

Mrs.Jeffrey
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Science; (Grade 7)

Tony is absolutely intolerable, he often argues about scientific method, hypothesizes, and theories. Though he may have won the Science Fair with his Automatic Camouflage Suit, he doesn't use his full wisdom in class.

Mrs.Ihateu
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P.E.; (Grade 7)

Though Tony is younger than all of the students in his class, his small but sturdy legs has outrun a few of the Top 15 Runners in the school, if he was a little taller, he would be the champion of the school. And when it comes to push-ups he has done 47 without even breaking a sweat.

Mr.Luvtorun
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Monday, March 9, 2009

TANKS

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Monthly game

For March, the monthly game is TANKS...
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Chapter 13, Gender Revolution by Zoda

PLEASE NOTE SOME OF THESE WORDS MAY BE CONSIDERED INAPPROPRIATE FOR KIDS UNDER 10 YEARS OLD, PARENT SUPERVISION IS RECOMMENDED!

"Screw those damn girls, I am so piss!!!" screamed Derek in disbelief.

"Wow, you're calling me a spaz..." Andrew muttered under his breath.

"I heard that..." Derek hissed.

Suddenly, there was a long silence, as everybody thought about an escape plan. Then the silence was broken by Johnny.

"Lets tell them we'll pay them a ransom of $6,000, so they can free us!" he said.

"No... not even that large amount of money will free us, after what we have done to them over the years..." Andrew replied calmly.

"We are captives for ever..." moaned Johnny.

"Not if I can help it!" said a voice from outside.

"I recognize the voice. It's TONY!!!" Andrew shouted as his voice overwhelmed the nosy sound of the heating vent.

It was Andrew's cousin, Tony. Tony was unofficially a member of MOBAG, since he lived in a different district from the rest of the MOBAG crew, he was not with them on the missions, but how could he be here now..........

TO BE CONTINUED...

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Shortage of Readers

I want to give Zoda a quick note before his computer is fixed:


We have a shortage of readers!!!

We now have 0 readers! How come nobody reads our blog!??

Don't think I'm not much help here!!!!

Zoda's computer is broken. Luckily mine's not. 30 day pause? NOT!


I'm going to help out by posting Chapter 13 quickly! You don't have to worry about a thing!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Malfunction

I think there is a malfunction in the game.
Here are the steps to play:
1.Wait for the game to finish loading...
2.Use the lower bar and scroll to the left
3. Press "Start Game"

It seems that it can't exactly fit the screen!

Quick Note

Dear Readers,
Please note that there will be a 30 day pause for the next chapter to come out,
because we are encountering a lot of business and cannot post the next chapter, sorry.
Please accept our apologizing! And this month's game is Breakout! Please enjoy!
=)

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Company Name Change

I hereby declare that our company name is no longer World Cup Incorporated, it is now known as Infinity Creative Imagination Unlimited.

Thank you!

Monday, January 19, 2009

A new addition

Hello there!
From now on, we will post a new game for you to try out every month!
So check it out!
This month is paintball!
Yay!

Gender Revolution Ch.12 by Zoda

PLEASE NOTE IF YOU ARE 10 OR UNDER, THIS MAY BE CONSIDERED INAPPROPRIATE, PARENT SUPERVISION IS RECOMMENDED

"DAMN! I didn't know their little brains could process a backup plan and a pretty advanced tank!?" Derek said angrily as the girls were handcuffing him.

"What you say!? Repeat that, and you'll be guaranteed a death warranty!" roared Ugleegirl.

"Why should we, we'll escape and get you back. Anyways this is America, remember history class, freedom of speech?" Derek said smartly.

"Don't you play smarty pants with me! I will assasinate you!" Ugleegirl said coldly as she pulled out her Swiss Army Knife and place it at Derek throat, ready slice his throat and end his life.

"Sorry," Derek croaked weakly.

"Alright lets get moving then." Ugleegirl shouted to the girls.

After an hour of nonstop driving through swamps, marshes, and bumpy grounds, they finally reached the girl's base, know as Girl Wonder Mansion of Complete Pure Ownage (AKA GWMCPO).

They girls dragged the boys inside a small compacted room and locked them inside.

"Don't even dare try to break out, because as soon as you put one foot outside, 25 automatic laser tasers will strike you down and if we find out about it, you are finished." Ugleegirl smirked.

"Cause were going to make you jump off plank into a freezing pool and then you will catch hypothermia. After that, we'll beat you with a iron baseball bat 5 times, hard!" Melani added.

And then they left...

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Gender Revolution Ch.11 by Zoda

Their plans had not exactly worked out as planned but the outcome was fair cause currently they were fighting each other heads-on with their new machines.

The tank started the battle by firing it machine guns and taser, which apparently caused a few malfunction which disable the controls. And then the tank took advantage of the enemy's disability and rammed right into the center of the dragon knocking it backwards. After a few more blows the dragon finally regained control over it's body and swiftly soared into the blue sky and fired it's machine guns at the tank which had no effect, so the dragon made a few rapid acrobatic maneuvers and fired it's missile which it the tank head-on, because it was unprepared to shield it, and blew the tank into scraps of garbage, just as the boys were cheering for the victory, mini golf carts carrying the other girls sped out of nowhere with automatic rocket launchers attached to them fired at the dragon which unexpectedly blew up the dragon but fortunately Johnny ejected out of the dragon which was on flames.

"Yes! Victory at last! We are avenged! Let's get those boys and have them suffer some torture like they did to us!" Danica yelled.

"Yah!" the girls agreed.

They quickly sped toward the boys and took them prisoner. 

Gender Revolution Ch.10 by Zoda

Meanwhile the boys were building their high-tech dragon, the girls weren't planning something half as bad. Before Tippy Trinkletrousers had mysteriously disappeared he had left behind a blueprint of a super tank to Ugleegirl, which the girls are currently putting a few finishing touches.

"This bad girl will totally toast their butts!" Melani shouted with glee.

"I know, revenge at last! Muhahahahahaha!" Danica said as she tried out her new evil laugh.

"Dudettes, cut the drama!" Ugleegirl said, apparently annoyed.

"Okay girls is the V-12 engine running well, and are the rapid tasers and machine guns working?" Ugleegirl asked the busy girls.

"Yep just as you asked!" the girls replied without turning their heads.

"And now lets study the map to see how we are going to totally kill them!" Danica said evily.

Gender Revolution Ch.9 by Zoda

After days of negotiating and searching for the materials, all the materials were finally all found and bought (using Andrew's and George's 7 million dollar grant from some technology convention) and they at last built the dragon.

"Who wants to pilot this baby!" Derek asked.

"Me!" everybody roared.

After hours of debating who would pilot the machine, they finally came to a decision as having Johnny as the pilot! Then they tested it out to see if it worked smoothly...

"Okay everything is working according to my plans except the Exterrestrial-Hyper-Halogen-Shield which is malfunctioning because it seems to not able to smoothly pass through the titanium armor, but oh well," Andrew said.

"Okay, now unto the ambush plan..." Derek said darkly.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

MOVIE WITH INAPROPRIATE RATING RATED BY ANDREW

I have found a Chinese movie called Girls Rule (called 女人不坏 in chinese). Whatever you do, please do not see this movie, you will so hate it. This is like a motion picture of Gender Revolution (except the girls are the main chracters and it's really lame) and also I prefer it rated HOTB (Highly Offensive for Boys). Whatever you do, DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS MOVIE!! Only preferred for girls...

Also it is something called 贺岁片 (he sui pian)which I think is just a movie that basically mentions about a bunch of this juicy gossip (inappropriate) "stuff" that happened in China ever since the year 2008. 

Speaking of he-sui-pians, I can just tell you this is not boys vs. girls, it is men vs. women (let's just call them boys and girls for now). It features a girl hitting s boy in the face, which is inappropriate, and also it's very stupid and lame (like one of these girls have some weird problem where every time a boy touches her shes starts kicking something), but the only way the boys tried to fire back an attack was to put this smelly "girl repellant" that made one of the girls faint. 

Imagine... in Girls Rule, almost in 99% of the movie, the girls won. But the other 1% was the girl repellant that one of the boys put all over his JACKET. Basically, that same girl who fainted from the girl repellant fainted... and got up again. Gee.



P.S--- I am not sure if it is Girls Rule or Girls Are OK. If you think it's Girls Are Ok please email andrewzhao08@gmail.com

Monday, January 5, 2009

Gender Revolution Ch.8 By Zoda

PLEASE NOTE IF YOU ARE AGE 10 OR UNDER, THIS MAY BE CONSIDERED A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE, PARENT SUPERVISION IS ADVISED

"Hey you got the hologram ready?" Derek asked sarcastically.

"Yep! Check it out!" Andrew replied as he pressed the touch screen of the circular pad, suddenly a hologram of a mini robotic dragon appeared, a dragon that looked not really slick and cool but very ...ugly would be the word.

"Dude, that looks like a baby built that out of a bunch of trash!" Johnny teased.

"No offense but I agree," Richard added.

Andrew got really pissed off and yelled at Johnny that it isn't that easy to make a model dragon that looked good while trying to make it good and armed with weapons.

"Calm down dude, don't be a spaz!" Derek said, "Anyways as long as it works, that's good! So what are the materials, Andrew?"

"65 feet of heavy titanium, a gas container of 45 gallons (and premium gas only, that means 91 or higher!), 3 engines; 1 Toyota truck engine and 2 plane engines, 4 military aerial missile launchers, along with 6 AK47s and a bunch of other scraps," Andrew replied very annoyingly.

"Ok, Harold and George, you two go negotiate a deal with the navy for the missile launchers, plane engines, and AK47s. And twins you guys go get the car engine. Andrew I bet you know where the steel thingamajiger and gas thingy is. And I'll get the other additional scraps." Derek commanded firmly.

"Roger, roger!" they said, as they tried to imitate true soldiers.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Gender Revolution says: HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Dear baby boys, boys, and men,
We wish you a 
Happy New Year :) !!!

From the MOBAG boys,

Gender Revolution Ch.7 By Zoda

"Anyways, just to ask are there any rules around here?" Richard asked nervously.

"There is 1 rule-"Andrew started.

"To mock and annoy girls." Johnny finished for him.

BEEP! BEEP!  Andrew phone was ringing!

"What!?" the twins asked anxiously.

"We have a meeting in about 30.5678231937482374239 seconds. So we'd better get back to the building." Andrew replied.

 30.5678231937482374239 seconds after...

The first official meeting began.

"We need a new weapon, because as far as I'm concerned, those dimwit girls probably have found solutions for our current weapons, unless their quark-sized brains are too stupid, but I doubt that they're that dumb." Derek declared to the group, "We will have to invent a new weapon, something strong and powerful, maybe with even aerial abilities if possible. Something that will make those little girls cower in fear."

"A dragon, a robotic one!" Johnny exclaimed.

"How are we gonna build that?" Derek questioned.

"Hey! No problemo! I can probably work out a mini holographic one, then we'll build a real one." Andrew said.

"Alright, then lets get crackin' lackin'!"

After a few night of work, Andrew finally completed the hologram.

"It's show time!" he whispered to himself.
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