Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Character Profile for Gender Revolution (for Richard, Johnny, Harold, George, and Derek)

Richard
Age: 11
Gender: Boy
Group: Boys
Talent: Strategy
Rank: Newcomer

Johnny
Age:11
Gender: Boy
Group: Boys
Talent: Athletics
Rank: Newcomer

Derek
Age: 15
Gender: Boy
Group: Boys
Talent: Athletics and Pranking
Rank: leader

George
Age: 14
Gender: Boy
Group: Boys
Talent: Pulling Pranks and Drawing and Video Games
Rank: Lead Assistant

Harold
Age: 13
Gender: Boy
Group: Boys
Talent: Pranking and Skateboarding and Video Games
Rank: Quartermaster

Andrew
Age: 12
Gender: Boy
Group: Boys
Talent: Architecture and Technology
Rank: Lead Adviser and Lead Builder

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Gender Revolution Ch.6 By Zoda

After the girls' escape, a pair of twins named Richard and Johnny appeared near the boy's base.

"Whoa! Wicked!" they both exclaimed when the high-tech base came into sight, just then Andrew came out.

"What is this place?" Richard asked Andrew in complete amazement.

"Military Offense Base Against Girls, otherwise known as MOBAG, anyways do you want to join our quad-squad?" Andrew replied.

"You mean there are only four men that live in this place?" Johnny asked in confusion.

"Actually four BOYS,"

"Yah sure, we'll join." Richard and Johnny said.

"Then, Welcome to MOBAG!" Andrew said.

Gender Revolution Ch.5 By Zoda

"Genius! Nerdy One Jr.!" Melani said mockingly.

"Shut up, you pig-nosed buck-tooth donkey!" Danica shot back.

"Anyways... let mission Escape-From-Torture-Inn begin!" Ugleegirl announced.

"After throwing the pencils, the girls ran across the water zone area like berserk maniacs, then Melani aimed a quick karate-like kick at the door and knocked it down.

"Freedommmmmmmmmm!!!!!" they shouted in unison.

"At last!" Melani said.


Gender Revolution Ch.4 By Zoda

After numerous attempts to break through, the girls finally gave up for the day.

"Darn it! Summer's going to be over in a few days, so if I don't get out of this dump sooner or later, the teachers at school are going to mark me absent and then I'll never attend a good college." Melani moaned.

"Stop whining! We have to get out of this place as soon as possible, but we won't accomplish anything with you whining like a baby!" Ugleegirl barked.

Suddenly, the speaker at the back of the room said, "Enjoying your stay at your Torture Suite , huh? Anyways here's you lunch, a rotten lime, and a large pizza with a yummy topping of anchovies, shrimp, live cockroaches, and some coyote scat. Have a good afternoon!"

Just as the speaker finished , a mini door of a case that was inserted at the back of the room opened, inside, lunch.

"That is just disgusting! My grandma's cabbage vinegar soup is better," one of the girls whined.

"We won't have to eat it," Danica said with small smile. "I remembered I have 2 dozens of pencils, which we can use to detonate all the mines. And then we just try to dodge the water balloons, and knock down that rusty door and voila, we're free!"

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Super Game

I found a really cool game called Castle Defense. The object of the game is to shoot all of the army tanks before they take away all of the HP in your castle.

The website is www.coolmath.com (it's not really math!)

Click on math games, then click on Castle Defense

This only works for computers that have Adobe Flash Player. If you don't have Flash, go to:


Tip for buying cannons on Castle Defense:

When you're buying cannons, be sure you don't buy the $200 and $400 cannons. They suck, because they always miss when hitting army tanks and only have 1 HP!!! Just buy the $600 cannons. If your money gets to $600 or any higher than that, quickly press Buy and buy a big cannon that cost $600.

Gamer's Note:

When you put a cannon anywhere, make sure you don't put them on the road to the castle, on the castle, on the banner that shows your score and the amount of money, or on the Buy/Sell buttons because you aren't allowed to.


A quicker way to get to the Castle Defense Game is to go to the website below:



Or if you want to do it another way (this way is not another quick way) is to do this:

2. Then click on Math Games
3. Click on Castle Defense.


A 2-step way:

Go to http://www.coolmath-games.com/ and press Castle Defense.


Actually, on Castle Defense you can scroll down and they will give you a specific reason why it is math (so they can prove it to you that it's math). They say it relys on "strategy." But they're crazy, 'cause I have no idea HOW it's related to strategy; it is basically Enemy Tanks on WiiPlay--- on the computer!?


P.S.--- the big cannons have only 40 HP; not much, but they're the only ones that never miss (like I said, they still miss on Level 4; sometimes; oh well.........)

Friday, December 12, 2008

Gender Revolution Ch.3 By Zoda

The torture Chamber was guarded stun mines and there were a few water balloon launchers installed around the chamber. But it wasn't really designed to be an inescapable prison or jail. It was actually pretty easy to escape from, but required lots of tries and durability, which was why it was a torture, because you'd keep on trying to dodge the stun mines as the launchers blasted you continuously with water balloons, but eventually you'd get stunned or get shot so many times that you'll collapse.

"So they locked us in this chamber, huh?"

Coming up
Next on
Chapter 4
Of Gender Revolution

THE ESCAPE

Gender Revolution Ch.2 By Zoda

The girls slowly and stealthy snuck to the back entrance as the boys up above, carefully aimed their taser guns at the cryptic figures. Just as the Danica's Style emitted a devastating jet of water, the stun cannons abruptly release blasts of stun missiles, paralyzing all of the attackers. And suddenly large amounts of gunshots pierced through the air as each of the girls collapsed with a scream of agony.

"Girls drool! Boys rule!" the boys chanted joyfully as they high-fived each other.

"Even though, victory is in our hands, look at the back entrance... it's a total disaster!" George said in awe.

""Yah," Andrew agreed.

"I'll fix it, why don't you guys give our guests and visitors a taste of Boy Ownage in the Torture Chamber? Derek said with an evil grin spread across his face.
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