Chapter O, The War

Meanwhile, back at Jerome Horwitz Elementary School...
Entire School:We want Wedgie Boxers!
The entire school was like wedgiefied (insane for Wedgie Boxers).
Mr.Krupp:Fine! Go get Wedgie Boxers!
Entire School:YAY!
So, everybody in school went to the Undy Shop, and bought thousands of Wedgie Boxers for themselves.
Melvin:That is Jerome Horwitz Elementary School!
Melvin:Invade!
The entire gang rushed toward the school...
Entire School:Oh no! Melvin has invaded the school...
Entire School:But we should never fear, because Wedgie Boxers are HERE!!!
George and Harold:We declare war against Melvin's gang!
Entire School:We want George and Harold not Melvin!
Sulu:Wedgie Soldiers... FIRE!!!
Thousands of Wedgies Boxers were flying toward Melvin at the speed of a lightning bolt.
Melvin:???
Nerd:But we can't die without a tomb!
George and Harold: Don't worry, these Wedgie Boxers will be your tomb.
Whammm! Whammm! Whammm! Whammm! Whammm!
The entire group was hit by Wedgie Boxers, right and left.